Boulder Cyclist receives 2 year ban from UCI
Submitted by Kris Thompson on
Boulder -
Yesterday UCI announced they are banning a 28 year female rider Sarah Tream-Thompson. Even though Sarah has never had any doping test performed on her she has admitted to usage of EPO, testosterone, and excessive caffeine. Her ban will prevent her from participating in any sanctioned cycling event for the next 2 years, but there is one small catch here, Sarah doesn't race.
Sarah is what she calls, "a competitive bike commuter". "I own like 3 popular commuter routes in Boulder". A quick check in Strava proves it, Sarah is the leader of the Boulder - Lafayette (via Baseline), South Boulder HC into Louisville, and Boulder - Gunbarrel. When asked about why she likes competitive commuting she says, "it's way better than racing, you don't have anyone yelling at you to hold your line, there's a race 5 days a week, 1 category, no timing chips, registration, license and all that BS that comes with racing."
Most other commuters on these routes have no idea what Sarah is talking about, "I've seen her a few times flying past me going up Baseline Hill, I just assumed she was some pro getting some training in around Boulder. The worst is she blows through the stoplight like it's not even there regardless of cars." One commuter though was glad to see her she got busted, "she came out of no where this year with Strava times off the charts, first I thought she was hacking the GPX files but one day I used my moped to stalk her and saw that she was indeed producing those times on her own. I knew something was up because years prior she was just a normal commuter with average times but something changed this year".
The situation is as odd as the bust, since Sarah never races she has never been tested and never made USADA radar until last month Sarah was arrested in Longmont because she was soliciting sex outside of Amgen where EPO is made. Sarah was exchanging sex for EPO. That led them to confronting Sarah who from day 1 has been very open with investigators about her drug use.
But nothing will change says Sarah, she never races and has no plans to so she will continue to do what she can to get the EPO. Sarah has tried to contact a coach for advice on nutrition and training but he will not return her emails. Smart guy.


22 Comments
Is this supposed to be humor?
Submitted by Eric Budd (not verified) on
Is this supposed to be humor?
Points: 0
Have you not read ALL the comments?!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
This article is fantastic IMO...god, I hope Sarah doesn't think IMO is some new type of PED. I don't want her seeing this and tracking me down to trade for sex. Those Amgen guys are filthy.
Points: -2
Assuming that is a serious
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Assuming that is a serious question the answer is yes.
If it is a rhetorical attempt at an expression of disapproval it's a fail.
Points: -2
If you guys think this funny
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
If you guys think this funny you have made a poor judgement. It is not funny, it is not a funny topic, it is poor taste. It is also in poor form to include a local person like Alan in a joke story about doping. I would not want my name in there.
Points: 0
Sorry you don't see the humor
Submitted by Kris Thompson on
With all the sad doping news going around I felt this was needed. And Allen's reference is to mean, Allen is bad ass smart coach and he won't touch this doper. We are not in any way saying Allen is associated, the contrary.
Points: -10
Strange, and unprofessional,
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Strange, and unprofessional, to use Allen's name when he did coach the only American to get busted for doping/removed from winning a tour.
Points: -3
Why don't we let Allen be the judge?
Submitted by Erin (not verified) on
Honestly, let's not all get our knickers in a bunch. I enjoyed this.
1. There are commuters out there that forget being human is the first requirement in life
2. It exposes all the nasty sides of cycling in a humorous way
3. It brings into question what punishment is suitable, in a humorous way
4. It's not really about live people
5. This is small potatoes compared to Saturday Night Live, and you don't see people getting all huffy about that.
Honestly, if you're angry about this chances are you're angry about a lot of things.
Go meditate and ease up on the world, m-kaaaay?
Points: 2
Since some don't get it...
Submitted by Kris Thompson on
Since some think our usage of Allen's names means we are saying he is a coach for dopers I am removing his name.
For the record Allen Lim is a coaching rock star in my mind that is why we have ran so many articles on him this summer. I'm sorry that some didn't notice that. Allen you rock!
For the record the purpose of using his name was to show that this bike commuter was going to do all to gain advantages possible to get stronger and faster and that was to use the same coach the Olympic cyclists are using this year.
Points: 1
hahaha, I think you are the judge here
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Who is saying anything bad about Allen? Oh, I think you are mr commenter. Most of use respect Allen and I think that is reflected here.
Points: -13
Bet you take your local bike
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Bet you take your local bike racing career very seriously as well. Lighten up.
Points: 6
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