Are you a Stravasshole?
Submitted by Kris Thompson on

Stravasshole : an individual Strava-ing at the expense of common courtesy.
Strava is fun and I like to go "Strava-ing on the weekends". For those unfamilier with this term, Strava is a the ability to track your rides with GPS AND (most importantly) compete not in real-time with other riders of the road or trail for the fastest time. There are other products that provide rich GPS ride tracking like Ride with GPS and MapMyRide is getting into KOM's as well but Strava isn't about it's GPS technical excellence it's all about public display of winning. But like any disruptive technology that hits the market like Facebook, Twitter or camera phones, bad uses arise and with Strava these people are called Stravassholes.
Recently on MTBR Forums a Post about Stravassholes was made
So over the last year or so the rides tracked on Strava here in the FR have blown thru the roof, especially in the Golden area. the lookout road climb had always been a biggie but now there are tons of UH and DH segments on dirt all over Chimney, WR, NTM, STM, etc. Initially I was hooked, I was riding better when I knew I was on the clock. Since however, realized its clearly a double edge sword. Was ascending last week, some ***** comes whipping around, saw me and shouted "STRAVA! coming thru"...didn't bother to yield and blew by. not a huge deal, wide section of the trail, but got me wondering what the FR will be like when the entire FR is full of Stravons killling each other for the KOM. oh well.
- Choosing a Strava Segment due to favorable winds
- Stravaing while in a pack, no, this is a solo thing
- Descending in a bubble and yelling "Strava"
- Posting your Strava account link on your resume
- Add your ways in the comments below
Are we becoming Stravassholes with this new technology?
I posted this question to Facebook recently and got some interesting feedback, as one person said, Assholes are Assholes, Strava just gave them a platform to amplify it.
But I like Strava as it allows us to do something not so easily done before and to use it in innovative ways like create a race without ever having a race or easily see how my climbing or descending compares to my peers or just for myself and how I perform on my weekly personal hard ride day. With tools like Strava one could create a entire race series for a Summer and never have to get a permit, have insurance or get it sanctioned, how cool would that be?! It can also be very disheartening at times like when I blew a personal record on NCAR last week only to find out that put in me 39th place (I'm not even going to try to beat the downhill segment).
If you haven't tried Strava or any of the Strava like products (Ride with GPS, MapMyRide, or MyTracks (Google)) than be cautious, it can be addictive and if you have any bit of asshole in you then it will get amplified and your inner Stravasshole will come out.


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Strava
Submitted by Campie (not verified) on
I am assuming this entire thread is a joke. If any of it were serious, I may have to give up riding my bike. If anyone shouts" "STRAVA! coming thru" to me on a ride I will try not to piss my spandex laughing- I will be much more concerned with not falling off my bike due to uncontrolled laughter than moving out of their way.
Points: 4
Confirming that it is a joke
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Confirming that it is a joke and that if you actually ever see anyone yelling 'strava', they have read this and are doing it ironically.
Points: 1
When you see a line yell
Submitted by FerGodSakes (not verified) on
When you see a line yell "Strava coming thru!!!", at the DMV, Starbucks...I see a trend starting.
When driving blow past a cop at 85 and just yell "STRAVA" and you'll be fine.
Points: 3
data manipulation is super
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
data manipulation is super weak
strava-sniping on big tailwind days it totally fair game though.
all in the game.
Points: 0
I'm not convinced Strava
Submitted by Anon (not verified) on
I'm not convinced Strava always works correctly. On a few occasions I've noticed that my times on segments were very different than others that road with me at the same pace. It could be GPS error or perhaps GPS settings, it could be Strava error.
I've been on Strava since they went live, the social side of it is very cool, but you notice flaws pretty quickly if you plan to use it to track training. The wattages are way off even if you are diligent with updating body, equipment and bike weights. The suffer score is very subjective and should be used with caution or not at all. There are many ways to manipulate KOMs, I won't go into them here because I don't trust people not to use them.
Points: 1
yeah strava isnt a training
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
yeah strava isnt a training too, its a social network.
as long as people keep that in mind. its fun.
Points: 1
Strava, like all social
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Strava, like all social media, is simply a place for faceless competition...insofar as nobody has to 'compete' in real time, so it makes it that much easier to post ride data in hopes of looking faster, stronger, and well, superior to everyone else who rode the same segment.
I remember when Strava was first released, I thought it was a great concept, mostly because of the site design. I had previously used mapmyride and it's just poorly designed and not user friendly...pretty janky to say the least. I never uploaded rides on Strava but I thought it was a great place to find rides that you otherwise wouldn't know exist.
Now that it has become a networking site of sorts, people are taking it to an extreme (like anything that has to do with competition). I'm sorry, but if you want to prove your worth on a bicycle, go race. We live in Boulder/Denver, there are at least 4 mtb/road races a week that are friendly and fun.
I just don't think there needs to be another faceless, negative motive when it comes to cycling. A lot of us look bad enough already, purely because of attitude. If you're editing your ride data, riding purely for Strava "achievements", and most certainly not least, putting others in danger in the name of a stupid internet game, then you have some serious introspection to do.
Oh, and one last thing, Strava's "measure of power" when you're not using a power meter or powertap is laughable. The inaccuracy is amazing, I've compared ride data taken from my phone on strava vs. my powertap, and it really is so off course. Just something to be taken into mind...
Let's just keep it fun. That's what riding bikes is all about anyway. And there's nothing wrong with healthy, fun competition. Just don't make an ass out of yourself. :)
Points: 1
Stravasshole. The origin of the word.
Submitted by Jeff Wu (not verified) on
Just so y'all know . . .
The term Stravasshole was first coined by my buddy and Alchemist team member, Dan Busse. It first appeared in the Team Alchemist blog. http://blog.teamalchemist.com/2012/05/26/stravassholing/
It may be the greatest thing Dan's ever done or thought of, so I had to give credit where credit is due.
Points: 1
Strava Lawsuit
Submitted by David on
Two years ago, William “Kim” Flint was killed on his bicycle as he allegedly tried to beat a Strava speed record. This morning, his survivors say they plan to file a negligence lawsuit against San Francisco-based Strava, claiming Strava are responsible for ensuring the crowd-sourced routes are safe.
Points: -1
Sue the gunmakers for gun
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Sue the gunmakers for gun violence!!! Sue the knife maker because it is in your ass when you left that on your couch!!! Good luck!!!
Points: 3
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