Are you a Stravasshole?
Submitted by Kris Thompson on

Stravasshole : an individual Strava-ing at the expense of common courtesy.
Strava is fun and I like to go "Strava-ing on the weekends". For those unfamilier with this term, Strava is a the ability to track your rides with GPS AND (most importantly) compete not in real-time with other riders of the road or trail for the fastest time. There are other products that provide rich GPS ride tracking like Ride with GPS and MapMyRide is getting into KOM's as well but Strava isn't about it's GPS technical excellence it's all about public display of winning. But like any disruptive technology that hits the market like Facebook, Twitter or camera phones, bad uses arise and with Strava these people are called Stravassholes.
Recently on MTBR Forums a Post about Stravassholes was made
So over the last year or so the rides tracked on Strava here in the FR have blown thru the roof, especially in the Golden area. the lookout road climb had always been a biggie but now there are tons of UH and DH segments on dirt all over Chimney, WR, NTM, STM, etc. Initially I was hooked, I was riding better when I knew I was on the clock. Since however, realized its clearly a double edge sword. Was ascending last week, some ***** comes whipping around, saw me and shouted "STRAVA! coming thru"...didn't bother to yield and blew by. not a huge deal, wide section of the trail, but got me wondering what the FR will be like when the entire FR is full of Stravons killling each other for the KOM. oh well.
- Choosing a Strava Segment due to favorable winds
- Stravaing while in a pack, no, this is a solo thing
- Descending in a bubble and yelling "Strava"
- Posting your Strava account link on your resume
- Add your ways in the comments below
Are we becoming Stravassholes with this new technology?
I posted this question to Facebook recently and got some interesting feedback, as one person said, Assholes are Assholes, Strava just gave them a platform to amplify it.
But I like Strava as it allows us to do something not so easily done before and to use it in innovative ways like create a race without ever having a race or easily see how my climbing or descending compares to my peers or just for myself and how I perform on my weekly personal hard ride day. With tools like Strava one could create a entire race series for a Summer and never have to get a permit, have insurance or get it sanctioned, how cool would that be?! It can also be very disheartening at times like when I blew a personal record on NCAR last week only to find out that put in me 39th place (I'm not even going to try to beat the downhill segment).
If you haven't tried Strava or any of the Strava like products (Ride with GPS, MapMyRide, or MyTracks (Google)) than be cautious, it can be addictive and if you have any bit of asshole in you then it will get amplified and your inner Stravasshole will come out.


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we wrote strava to try to get
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
we wrote strava to try to get local dudes who've tested positive banned from strava but they declined.
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I understand this thinking,
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
I understand this thinking, but this too is a geeky idea. ;-)
Why would Strava ban riders (consumers) from using their product? It's not like Strava is some sort of sanctioning body.
That said, maybe you should write them back and ask them only to put asterisks by those people's Strava records. Maybe that'll fly. ;-)
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I think the fact you are
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
I think the fact you are discussing howone can "cheat" at Strava via text editing and that Strava should implement features that would eliminate said cheating is not only somewhat geeky, but perhaps a variant form of Stravassholism. Albeit, a very mild, amusing and somewhat endearing form. ;-)
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Yeah, it's just strava. If
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Yeah, it's just strava. If you want some real kudos, pin on a number and win a race.
Seeing the route variations people do is cooler than the KOMs.
Points: 3
Exactly how I feel - go race
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
Exactly how I feel - go race your bike. It's much more rewarding than uploading a ride file.
Points: 1
full disclosure: I dont use
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
full disclosure: I dont use Strava and got no dog in this fight, just there was some four page discussion/argument thread on some bike forum I read somewhere about people spoofing strava data. after reading it I looked at some of my gpx files on trainingpeaks and was like, hmm, that would be so easy to hack I think even my mom could do it.
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they just need a few
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on
they just need a few statisticians. it's not that hard to call out and flag anomalies in the data.
might even be fun to have those listed there and let people vote on how believable they think the result is.
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Ways you are a Stravasshole:
Submitted by Eco-Products (not verified) on
More Ways you are a Stravasshole:
- Mentioning your Strava KOMs in open conversation.
- Using your Strava KOMs as a pick up line.
- Creating segments from your front door to your mail box
- Avoiding technical objects to "better my Strava time"
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Best Way to be a Stravasshole:
Submitted by Ellen (not verified) on
- Using Strava to train for an Ironman
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Strava and Motor Pacing
Submitted by David on
Velonews editor Neal Rogers thinks bogus to set KOMs while motor pacing
https://twitter.com/nealrogers/status/177407987470696450
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