Shit Cyclists Say

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Hilarious. I think he covered

Hilarious. I think he covered it. Here are few more:
"what's your q factor?"
"Di2 is like cheating"
"Pink is the new yellow"
"does my seat and stem length make my bike look non-symmetrical?"
"this is just my winter bike, my dedicated race bike is in the garage"
"laterally stiff and vertically compliant"