Shit Cyclists Say

Submitted by David on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 09:36
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No explanation necessary for this video. Just watch and then add your comments. This will be fun!

What?! No comment about

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 17:02.

What?! No comment about "killing it"? I'd like to kill the next roadie tool who I hear say that... :)

What about

Submitted by bob vS (not verified) on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 14:03.

Does this kit make me look fat or phat?

Registration Video

Submitted by Andy Bohlmann (not verified) on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:38.

Try this one!

http://smithersmpls.com/2009/11/17/at-registration/

Crikey!

Submitted by Andy (not verified) on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 09:28.

Crikey! You Americans have just the same sort of conversations as we do here in England. Amazing!

Cheerio!

Wish I had my 11

Submitted by David on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:56.

I could have won that sprint if I had my 11.

Hilarious. I think he covered

Submitted by AnonCX (not verified) on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 12:08.

Hilarious. I think he covered it. Here are few more:
"what's your q factor?"
"Di2 is like cheating"
"Pink is the new yellow"
"does my seat and stem length make my bike look non-symmetrical?"
"this is just my winter bike, my dedicated race bike is in the garage"
"laterally stiff and vertically compliant"

I'm working on my LT today..

Submitted by Kris Thompson on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 09:37.

I'm working on the LT today, tomorrow is an LSD day

Come on, give us your comments

Submitted by Kris Thompson on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 09:36.

This is one thread that should blow up with comments... Here are a few of mine

"Hey, lets start and Echelon"

Please reframe

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 22:15.

Shit ROAD cyclists say......

Exactly

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:19.

Do roadies really talk like that? painful....

Mountain bikers do strange

Submitted by AnonCX (not verified) on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 13:06.

Mountain bikers do strange things. How about blasting music at trail head parking lots? Nobody cares about your love of REO Speedwagon.

Need a mountain biker and triathlete version...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 21:54.

Classic stuff and well done; you could go on and on with this getting into the dress, the bikes etc. Now how about a mountain biker and triathlete version...

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Submitted by Craig (not verified) on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 09:06.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0&feature=youtu.be

easy killer

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:22.

easy killer

Hipsters don't count as

Submitted by Jon (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 21:27.

Hipsters don't count as cyclists...sry!

We are a weird lot, every

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:47.

We are a weird lot, every cyclist has said a few of those things one time or another. I have. It's always good to laugh at yourself once in a while.

Boulder cyclist speak

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 11:06.

Hilarious!

Yup that captures my

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 14:25.

Yup that captures my perception of the average Boulder rider exactly!

Guilty as charged!

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 20:52.

Guilty as charged!